On Driscoll's 18 Points.
Posted on September 26, 2008 in Sppring break guys
Or Spring Break ? The Stats on US men moving out of home will show a lower age. But this has no bearing on maturity. If you are immature at home, you are immature out of home. If you are mature at home, you are mature out of home. ...
Jonas-tastic Chapter 1
Posted on September 25, 2008 in Spring break hit girl
Mikayla: (from downstairs) Bre! Joe's on the phone! Bre: (from upstairs in her room) Okay I'm coming! (gets up and goes downstairs) Mikayla: (holds out phone) Here Bre: (takes it) Thank you Curstin: Hurry cuz I want to talk to Nick Bre: Okay jeez (walks away) Hello? Joe: Hi Bre: Hey you taking a break? Joe: No we're actually on our way home Bre: Oooh cool....where you at? Joe: I don't know.....about an hour away Bre: Cool...is Nick around because Curstin wants to talk to him Joe: Actually he is right beside me so I guess I'll see you in an hour? Bre: Yep...Bye! Joe: Bye Bre: (holds out phone) Here Curstin! Curstin: Thank you (grabs it and walks away) Mikayla: So what's going on? Bre: (sits on the couch) They're and hour away Mikayla: Good cuz I miss my Kevy Bre: Okay you really need to stop calling him that cuz I know you don't want him to know you call him that and it's gonna slip in front of him someday Mikayla: I know but it is a cute name and he's cute.....it fits perfect! Bre: Whatever but if it does slip in front of him I promise you I'll laugh Mikayla: (sarcastically) Wow Bre you're so nice Bre: Thank you Curstin: ( walks back over) Okay Nick said they'll see us in an hour Bre: Yeah I know Mikayla: How's Kevy doing? Bre: (rolls eyes and turn s on T.V.) Curstin: He's sleeping Bre: Hey guys! Celebrity Gossip is on! Mikayla: Cool (Curstin and Mikayla sit on the couch beside Bre) T.V.: Does Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas have girlfriends?......check out this video (concert video comes on) Kevin: (walks up to the mic) We would like to dedicate this song to our girls at home (starts playing When you Look me in the Eyes) Bre + Mikayla: (at the same time) Aaaaaaaw! How sweet! Bre: (turns off T.V.) Curstin: You guys really need to stop speaking at the same time Bre + Mikayla: (at the same time) Whatever Curstin: (rolls eyes) Bre: (yawns) I'm going up to my room to take a nap Mikayla: Have fun with that Bre: Whatever (A.N. She says that all the time and it is so annoying!!!!!) Curstin: Hey you wanna play the Wii? Mikayla: Sure (starts playing Wii with Curstin) *an hour later*( Nick and Joe walk through the door) Curstin: ( puts down remote) Hey guys! ( runs up to Nick and hugs him) Mikayla: So how was the tour? Nick + Joe: (at the same time) Awesome! Curstin: Oh my gosh you guys are just as bad as Mikayla and Bre Mikayla: Whatever and where's Kevy...uh I mean Kevin? (smiles innocently) Joe: (starts laughing a little) Nick: Did you just call him Kevy? Mikayla: Would you believe no? Nick: Nope Joe: (stops laughing) Well he's sleeping on the tour bus Mikayla: Still? Joe: Yep and the only way you can wake him up when he's this tired is Nick: (interrupts and elbows him) Joe: Ow! Nick: Well shut up! Mikayla: No continue Joe: I would but Nick might kill me Mikayla: No he won't will ya Nick? (looks at him) Nick: I guess not Mikayla: Good now continue Joe: Okay the only thing that wakes him up when he's this tired is if you yell something bad about you like you got hit by a car or are in the hospital or something then he'll spring up and start freaking out.....it's hilarious Mikayla: Okay then Joe: Well you gonna go wake him up? Mikayla: No you guys are Nick: Okay then (walks outside to the tour bus) Joe: (follows Nick) Curstin: What...you afraid to wake up your boyfriend? Mikayla: No I just think it would be weird to say something like that about myself (walks outside to the tour bus) Curstin: True (follows) *on the tour bus*Joe: You gonna do it or me? Nick: Nope it's your turn......I did it the last time Mikayla: You guys take turns? Nick: Yeah...so? Curstin: Okay then Mikayla: Well go ahead Nick: Yeah Joe: Okay jeez........KEVIN! THE GIRLS CALLED AND MIKAYLA'S IN THE HOSPITAL!!! Kevin: (springs up) WHAT!!?? Joe: Just kidding Mikayla: (walks up to him and hugs him) Yeah I don't think I'm in the hospital Kevin: (hugs her back) Wait you saw that? Mikayla: Don't worry about it Joe: Yeah at least you haven't heard her call you Kevy Mikayla: JOE!!!! Kevin: What did you call me? Mikayla: Lets not ruin the moment (hugs him tighter) Kevin: (hugs her back) Okay Joe: Hey where's Bre? Kevin: Oh we didn't tell you....some maniac murdered her...the funeral was last week Joe: WHAT!!??? Kevin: Just kidding Joe: Oh you're gonna get it!! (starts chasing him off the bus) Nick: They can be so immature Curstin: I see that Nick: Where is Bre anyway? Mikayla: In her room sleeping Nick: Oh okay....Hey Joe! You gonna kill Kevin or wake up your girlfriend? Joe: (stops) See ya! (runs into the house) Kevin: (out of breath) Thanks man Nick: No problem Mikayla: (goes inside) Author: jobroluvr33 Keywords: jonastastic Added: June 15, 2008
Male bashing on TV
Posted on September 20, 2008 in Spring break ads
And men do plenty on their own to perpetuate the image of the immature male, from Comedy Central's The Man Show to the hordes of drunken college boys who show up every year on MTV's Spring Break . What's the problem with a few jokes ...
2 Hot Girls in the Shower #20-Push It
Posted on September 04, 2008 in Video
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Love Away From Home (Chapter 8)
Posted on August 30, 2008 in Sex picture
I do not own any pictures or the music.Joe: I have an idea.Miranda: ......?Joe: Let's play truth or dare!Miranda: Alright, but lets get our suitcases first. Everyone goes to the limo where Big Rob was waiting for them. The girls bring their suitcases into one cabin and the boys in another. The girls leave their stuff there and go to the boys cabin. Bailey swings the door open to see all three boys in their boxers.Bailey: AHH! 'covering her eyes' I thought you said you wanted to play truth or dare Joe?!Joe: I thought you wanted to go to sleep!Bailey: Well, we want to play. Get dressed!They put pants back on and don't bother putting shirts on because it was really hot. Bailey goes in and sits on Kevin's lap. A few minutes later Miranda and Alex come in laughing then they stop and stare at the boys for a few seconds. Alex goes over to Nick.Nick: You know, It's not polite to stare.Alex: 'blushing' sorry...Nick pats his lap for her to come sit, she hesitates then she sees Bailey and Miranda had done the same thing so she gives in.Joe: Who wants to start?Miranda: Wait! 'whispers to Joe' We should play 7 minutes in heaven instead.Joe: I like the way you think. Whos up for 7 minutes in heaven?Girls: ME!Kevin and Nick: DUH!Joe: We need a spinner, Kevin go get a bottle.Kevin comes back with a shampoo bottle and drops it on the floor and they all gather around it.Joe: perfect, who wants to go first?Bailey: I will! 'spins, It lands between Alex and Kevin' No effense Alex but I think I'm gonna pick Kevin.Alex: It's Ok I understand 'everyone laughs'Kevin follows Bailey into a small closet right next to the bathroom. Kevin acts like he is looking at something on the wall when suddeny Bailey put her arms around him. For some reason Kevin got nervous and backed away.Bailey: What's wrong?Kevin: I'm nervous 'surprised that he admitted it'Bailey: Don't be nervous, it's just me.Kevin: Your right. He holds her close to his body and kisses her neck.Bailey: Our time...is gonna..be up soon 'in between kisses'Kevin: Do you want to stop?Bailey: YeahKevin: OkJoe: Alright who is next?Nick: Me... 'sets the bottle down pointing to Alex' Hey look it landed on Alex! 'everyone laughs'Nick: come on...Alex: okOnce they get to the closet Nick slams the door and says "this is our boat-house moment" then pushes her up against the wall. Alex just nods and lets him do whatever he wants to do. He sarted by kissing her on the lips but then it evolved into kissing her neck. Alex started breathing heavy and Nick asked if they should stop,she quickly said no and Nick pulled her down to the floor. Somehow Nick managed to get on top of her even in the small space. When Joe opened the door.Joe: TIMES UP! 'doesn't see them then looks down'Alex's leg was around Nick's waist and Nick's hand was up the back of her shirt.Joe: Awkward! 'walks away'Kevin: What's awkward?Nick: Nothing is awkward, I saw you and AJ doing the same thing.Joe: So you spy on me?!Nick: You were on my bed!Joe: At least Ive had an actually girlfriend before!!! Alex is your first! You're so immature Nick.Nick: I am not!Joe: Yeah you are!Kevin: Guys shut up!Nick and Joe look at eachother with anger in their eyes then look away. Nick seemed really embarassed and upset that Joe had spilled his girlfriend secrets.Alex: Nick?Nick: Yeah?Alex: Are you okay? What Joe said was pretty harsh.Nick: I'm fine.Alex: Okay, well I just wanted to let you know that I don't think you're immature.Nick: Well I feel like it.Alex: Well don't. Because what you did in the closet was practically sex, Joe was probably just jealous.Nick: Was it that good?Alex: Well, I've never done anything like that, if that's what you mean.Nick: OhNick and Alex go back with the group and watch Joe lead Miranda in the closet.(With Joe and Miranda)Joe: Are you ready?Miranda: Only if you are.Joe: Hell yeah.Joe pushes her up against the wall and starts kissing her all over her body.Miranda: You don't think this will get out of hand will it?Joe: I'm not sure..Do you want it to?Miranda: ......Find out what Miranda says in the next chapter!! Author: StrawberryBlissKiss Keywords: Love Away From Home jonas brother episode Added: August 29, 2008